All Aboard The Cutie Muffin Fuck Wagon~
Trying to shop for summer clothes…

I really don’t like summer clothes though…like summer is not a good time for fashion.
I wanna live somewhere I can dress in sweaters and thick tights and boots all year long and never hafta sweat.

This guy looks like a Joel…

This guy looks like a Joel…

…Okay never mind. I’ll pick commissions up again next week.

I’m really frustrated and in a really bad mood now so I won’t be able to draw anything too great right now.

About the commissions: do they HAVE to be fetish drawings? Is it okay if they're just drawings of the character you've been commissioned to draw?
Anonymous

……………..Of course……………….I don’t think I’ve said or implied or…done anything to lead people to believe I ONLY do kink art…..right?

squidbiscuit:

PLEASE CONTACT MY EMAIL ONLY! Octocrumpet@gmail.com
Tumblr tends to lose a lot of messages so to be safe just use my email.

PLEASE READ ALL OF THE ADDITIONAL INFORMATION BELOW!

  • DO NOT TREAT ME AS IF I AM IN DEBT TO YOU JUST BECAUSE YOU PAID ME! Treat me like a person, not an employee. If I feel I’m being disrespected or taken advantage of I will drop your project immediately, issue a refund, and if it’s something severe enough I will make sure that other artists know your name and take warning. Sorry, I know that sounds extreme but I see so many people treat artists like absolute shit and demand more and more from them cause they think they can get away with it.
  • Extra Characters are the same as the base price.
    Sorry, group things tend to take more time and energy. I am willing to negotiate for animals or significantly smaller things though.
  • I will draw for any fetish! But I will tell you if I am too uncomfortable to do something. I specialize in inflation, stuffing, weight gain, and emetophilia by the way…Also tentacles~!
  • I will draw for almost any fandom…
  • BUT PLEASE NO HOMESTUCK!Sorry, but I will not be dragged back to that fandom.
  • I may add a bit more to the price if your request is overly complicated and will require more time. I may also charge a little extra if it’s something I feel awkward drawing (Example Fancharacter x Canon characters SORRY!)
  • I will answer emails as I finish things~ I finish most things within 24 hours so if I get too many emails I will get to them as I finish the earlier ones.
  • Please have plenty of reference ready if it is an OC or a character from something I am not familiar with.
  • Please tell me if you do not wish for your picture to be posted to tumblr. I post most of them and I’m willing to censor just for tumblr as well if you wish~

If you have anymore questions you can go to my ASKBOX and I’ll try to answer them for you. But once again, please use my email for your commission inquiries~

Reblogging~ Decided to keep the prices at this for now.

I may be busy tomorrow but I can still do a couple tonight if ya wanna jump on it~


Who said cookies~?!

Just a quick Todd~

Who said cookies~?!

Just a quick Todd~

Another quick OC commission for crabbycoolblue101~

Another quick OC commission for crabbycoolblue101~

Super Toony OC commission for crabbycoolblue101~!This was super fun~

Super Toony OC commission for crabbycoolblue101~!
This was super fun~

OC Commission for isilwenshadewind

OC Commission for isilwenshadewind

OC commission for lemonlotl~

OC commission for lemonlotl~

Two part OC commission for Missus~

So I don’t think you guys have properly realized just how teeny tiny Kukri’s legs are………..cause they are little sausage stumps and I need to take more video of her trying to run XD.
By the way, to all the people asking what kinda dog she is; She is a Shih Tzu Dachshund mix……………………..So my mom calls her a Shitty Weiner….which is just….terrible.

Ya know what, I’m gonna keep all the prices the same for right now…I think I was just tired last night so I felt like the work was harder than it actually is for me………We will see later I suppose~ But for right now HERE is my price list~
And I can start working on commissions here shortly~

……..Maybe I should just have them all be the same prices? They’re all the same size just…different….Ugh, I’m really not sure. So much of this involves math and I’m number dyslexic so I’m really not sure what to do……Do you guys think they’re on the same level of value?
…..I do know that it’s not gonna be much fun for me if everyone just picks cheapest, least interesting style………….Of course I set up different prices to kinda keep me from having to only draw in the most detailed and anatomy accurate style………….I think I just need to sleep on it, I’ll pick this back up tomorrow, I’m not sure what to do now…. I just don’t know how to find the median between what I want to earn from something and what people are willing to pay.

Okay I def need to fix my “Classic” price………Or at least how I do them, I think I’m almost drawing the bodies in the default style by accident……and it does take a lot outta me….I’m just really scared someone’s gonna be all like “Oh my god, I can’t believe you’re charging that much for THAT!”