~Totally Awful All The Time~

I have no idea why, but whenever I open up commissions my inbox is suddenly filled with “requests”…………..it’s like………………….what the fuck are you doing? You see that I’m selling my work but you seem to think that maybe that’s not enough stuff for me to do….
Do other people have this problem? Are people like just suddenly fucking outraged when artist want to do some work for pay that they feel the need to jump on them like “no, you do this for free.”? Is that’s what’s happening?
….On a related note, I’m putting commissions on pause after I finish up these last 2 I have to work on because I am so so SO exhausted and I’m hoping the new TF2 comic comes out soon and I’ll need a break to draw awful awful things based on it~

I wanted to try drawing April earlier and couldn’t do her justice because I’m just too tired….the rough one in blue is better tho, I may keep going with that one later.………..The fact that a character like April exists and is on tv and is beloved is so super important to me and should be to everyone because she is amazing and the best part of this show is every single relationship she has with any other character.

I wanted to try drawing April earlier and couldn’t do her justice because I’m just too tired….the rough one in blue is better tho, I may keep going with that one later.
………..The fact that a character like April exists and is on tv and is beloved is so super important to me and should be to everyone because she is amazing and the best part of this show is every single relationship she has with any other character.

Squiddy, I've been following you for years now and I just wanted to say: You are a strong independent woman and are super awesome. I really appreciate all your art. Have a nice night.
Anonymous

It’s so funny that I got this immediately after I made a post about freaking out and flipping a bowl of soup over a bug that was crawling towards me.

Thank you so much though~ This is very sweet~

I had a dream that I met you (assumably at a con? it felt more lke a mall bathroom/back hallway but uh) and was like "OH MAN HEY WOW HUGE FAN and you just kind of laughed and we hugged in the acquaintance kind of way and then your friend tugged you away and I turned to my best friend and boyfriend like, "THAT WAS THE PERSON THAT DREW MY FUCKING SHIRT. I'M GOING TO DIE." It was very *u*;;
Anonymous

Pffft that’s super fun…I assure you, if it was at a con you would not have gotten away from me…I freak the fuck out in those places and would have added you to some form of people barrier I’m sure I would be attempting to build around myself to shield me from the danger of being out of my house. …and any kinda of star struck feeling you would have had would quickly disappear because I am only vaguely human in how socialize outside of the internet….But it’s very sweet that your subconcious thinks I would be so cool~

Here is how meeting me would go irl. You recognize me and I panic because I won’t know if it’s positive or negative and will be prepared to bolt.  When I find out it’s positive I will happy and casual and probably just be happy there’s somebody around to talk to……………….I’m actually not sure about any of this, I’ve only met 1 person from the internet before and that was in college so I wasted no time in agreeing to everything they said and being super friendly and really hoping they would take me to McDonald’s or anywhere with food because I hadn’t had a real meal for a week because my then room mates refused to take me to the grocery store with them…College almost killed me, I took a lot of very dangerous risks to not starve before I was found by more supportive amazing people….That’s a story for another time tho~
I got way off base, thank you for this cute message~

Commission for uncomfortableplaces~

Commission for uncomfortableplaces~

If you thought I wasn’t going to put effort into this than you were wrooooong, I even looked up tattoo ref.
Sexy Ron Swanson as a prize for sweet-apple-analysis for quickly and efficiently finding the 6th season to watch online~

Another commission for suckmybutterballs~

Another commission for suckmybutterballs~

I saw a daddy long legs crawling across the floor and panicked…you can’t tell now but there was still soup in that bowl when I flipped it over…

I saw a daddy long legs crawling across the floor and panicked…you can’t tell now but there was still soup in that bowl when I flipped it over…

You stop this nonsense you ridiculous creature.

You stop this nonsense you ridiculous creature.

watchseries.lt/serie/p…

You just won yourself one sexy picture of Ron Swanson, drawn by me, tomorrow morning. Thank you.

…Holy shit this episode of Gumball that was just on is like an SCP scenario combined with the Animatrix and a temporal nightmare that would better fitting in a horror movie than daytime cartoon….

It’s like this show plays on cliche tropes but realize them and instill a vague sense of terror in the realization…..Like I doubt this will be the case but if this show starts developing a running plot it would become absolutely horrifying.
…It’s seriously super great, everyone should be watching it.

a few notes.

1.) I feel fucking gross, I seriously better not be catching something.

2.) To the person who sent a $5 blind sketch commission inquiry…I have not heard back from you and your message did not send if it contained a link.

3.) Where the fuck is the comic update? Are they seriously going to wait till the VERY LAST DAY of August to release it and still be able to say “Well we said near the end of the month~”?

4.) When the comic comes out expect commissions to go on hold for a bit till I can draw all the stuff I want to based on it.

5.) Why am I suddenly getting channels I don’t normally get? Is Direct TV doin’ some kinda special? Either way, Chowder is on and that show is super fucking great.

Hey pup…

Hey pup…

squidbiscuit:

YOU ShOULD INCLUDE THE LATEST WORKS, THOSE TF2 SCRIBBLE-DOOBS. I WOULD PAY A PAVILION DOLLARS FOR ONE.

Oh my gosh.
Oh ya know what.
If anyone wants to give $5 and a character I’ll do a blind sketch of them and then color them seriously just like this.

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The only reason it’s $5 is because I actually put effort in the coloring.
Octocrumpet@gmail.com Hit me up if you wanna take a literal blind swing at it.

Seriously, anyone want to hop on this ridiculous notion? I’m between commissions right now waitin’ on a couple emails and could knock these out in minutes. You can hit my inbox too. (sending ref that way won’t work tho…so…forewarned.)

Sorry if you have answered this in the past, but why is it important to not fill in details about art commissions on pay pal?

Because paypal is a huge bag of dicks and will lock your account if you’re selling anything “pornographic”………Like they scan for words like “furry” and anything at all fetish related………So it’s better to just not risk it and don’t leave ANY notes or information about a purchase on the paypal site.